A One-Act Play {idea thiefed from my fab friend, Annette whose writing I adore…..however the material is original and not copied}
LIGHTS up. MAN and WOMAN are sitting together on the couch.
WOMAN: I’m going to get some groceries tomorrow so I can leave some meals for you while I’m gone.
MAN: Oh, don’t worry about me.
WOMAN: You always say that, but I know you appreciate it.
MAN: Yeah, you’re right, I do. But the girls I bring over while you’re gone will surely make me dinner.
WOMAN: Well, the least I can do is have food in the fridge for them to cook with.
{Both laugh}
WOMAN: So we don’t joke about Divorce but we joke about Affairs. That’s seriously messed up.
LIGHTS down.





